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Busted Bestiary 4: Salamanders

Hear Violet try to convince her sister why they should adopt a fire elemental.
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Petunia decodes the Odingram and learns something about her own, ahem, proclivities. Violet also learns something important about herself, and the sisters look forward to a short break before coming back to give advice completely uninterrupted by anything ridiculous or– aw, damn.

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The ladies are coming to you live from the aftermath of a gory and slightly unexpected battle. I mean, we expected a battle. Just not this exact battle. Nestor’s dark secret is exposed.

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We could eat a peach muffin for hours, but unfortunately there’s no time for that. At the much-anticipated baking competition, Petunia stumbled onto a disturbing revelation, and has rushed home with a very confused Violet in tow to tell you all about it.

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Please excuse us, we’re a little…out of sync. You might say we are twice the Ettin we once were. Violet is enjoying it, Petunia is not. We’re a bit divided on the matter.

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Get it? Because Violet is cross, and Petunia’s training to read letters in her stead?

Don’t judge me.

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How can Nestor fix the drywall on his damaged tower? After his latest scathing letter, we’re not sure Violet cares. Also, Missing Monster Watch; and who says Sphinxes have to ask riddles anyway?

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Lots of questions about love today. Nestor crosses a line. Also, it sure is difficult sometimes for an enhanced Ettin to have wildly different, eh, skill sets, and little alone time.

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Petunia’s been montage-ing Violet through rigorous baking training in anticipation of the bake-off.  Half-dad is found. Whatever. Also, some good advice about Vorpal bunnies.

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