Ettin News both asks and answers the question: “What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?”

Violet and Petunia answer questions and give advice on topics such as “How do I keep adventurers from stealing my things?” or “What are the best minion handling practices?” or “Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?”

In this bi-weekly podcast, your questions will be mocked, derailed, and eventually answered, along with a fine red mist of Monster’s Rights.