An Unintended Hiatus.

Dearest listeners,

You may have noticed a delay in our output as of late. Unfortunately, our current living situation has made recording very difficult, and we have not been able to create a quality episode as (we hope) you have come to expect from us. We will be moving soon, but until then we are on a brief break. We are hoping to be back in September with a bunch of new episodes and content for everyone, so please hang on until all our external distress is abated.

 

We would like to thank all of you for your enthusiastic support and submissions. We are going to leave the submission form open, so please feel free to send along questions!

 

If you have any questions for us, or just want to send us a pic of your dog, you can contact us at ettinnews@gmail.com

 

Love,

Sam & April

 

Season 2 Episode 9: Pots and Robbers

Violet and Petunia return to find their keep has been looted.  To make matters worse, the robbers left the back gate open and Bloodwraith has escaped. Empty rooms have such a nice echo, though.

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Season 2 Episode 7: The Regular One

Heheheeeey, we’re just going to do a regular talk this time, just like normal. Just answerin’ questions, free from any unnecessary… others. Also Violet and Petunia dunk on humanoid guys a little. Don’t act surpised.

Guest appearance: Nobody. Just us. Just like normal.

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Season 2 Episode 6: Dragon On

What a delightul visit we’ve just had from OUr FiERy OvErLOrd. Pity he had to leave in such a hurry.  Learn how not to court an Ettin, and a prank backfires.

Guest Appearance: Dr. Patrick Harris

 

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Season 2 Episode 5: A Bone to Pick

A visit from a dragon, Petunia’s special project, and Violet describes some of the new accessibility features of CoolDad Memorial Magic School.

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Season 2 Episode 3: Ring Around the Violet

A pocket full of… violence? (We try).  Violet has discovered a way to fit more into a day, and Petunia reflects on a possible (and quite disturbing) personal trait.

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Season 2 Episode 2: It was the best of times, it was the Valentimes

Mysterious and doily-shaped messages have appeared at The Keep. What horrid, dark forces are behind these saccharine greetings from some other plane of existence? Gross.

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Season 2 Episode 1: Dearth and Taxes

It’s been a cruel, cruel summer, and now that winter is here, Violet and Petunia are ready to get back into the swing of things. Particularly, swinging things they found in their keep during a very inconvenient audit by a dragon.

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Patron-only! Busted Bestiary 4: Salamanders

Busted Bestiary 4: Salamanders

Hear Violet try to convince her sister why they should adopt a fire elemental.
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