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Alyse Capaccio – Drank an unlabeled “potion” from the storeroom. Allergic to peanut oil and spike pits.
Patrick Harris – Caught reading in the library. Death by a thousand paper cuts.
Richard Kreutz-Landry – Maimed, and eventually trisected through a surprising combination of Bloodwraith and a staircase.
Deanna Victoria – Death by mysterious circumstances. In no way related to the Fireball Incident.
Hyatt Lazear – Launched into the battlements by Kobolds. Note: teach kobolds to be more respectful of their new toys. And of other living things, we guess.
Elena – Ennui. Also, a very complex system of cursed runes and 100% intentional spell recoil.
David – Crushed beneath our heels. While trying to steal them.
Joanna – Stabbed to death by ten very enthusiastic goblins during what ended up being a fantastic spontaneous job interview.
Lawrence – Lawrence fell, everyone died. Not from his fall. His death was entirely unrelated.